desert crab logoThe Hairy Crab Desert Classic
April 28- May 2 2024
Palm Springs, CA

seamus boxersDuke Newcomb was a Shrimp on a mission, taking down one of the top Crabs with conviction during a recent practice round for the Jolly Elephant in Pattaya.  "It was easy," said Duke with confidence.  "I just stuck to my game plan and waited for the chance to strike."  It appears however that Duke might have shot the proverbial wednesday wad, as he drifted to a Jolly Tour career high 4th DFL finish in the Elephant itself, much to the relief of hard charging Tusher Timmy Real.  "The big tournaments are overrated," Duke added, "I'm all about cash games in the practice rounds."